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Showing posts with label rasa hati. Show all posts
Showing posts with label rasa hati. Show all posts
Thursday, August 6, 2009
Monday, May 18, 2009
Waddafak!
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Can we be mad at stupidity?
Who shall be blamed if somebody is stupid?
How can we choose somebody that we can rely and trust on (definitely the person who is NOT STUPID!)?
Can human complexity adapt to the exigencies of these morons?
Being stupid is different. Playing stupid is another. Being stupid is not a crime, playing stupid is. Being stupid but blind enough to see your own weaknesses is worst still. Being stupid and been taken advantage of is worst still.
But, ..(toot).. you for being stupid and blind, and not willing to learn, snobbish and bragging of your stupidity.
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Can we be mad at the act of deficiencies?
Who shall be blamed if somebody is nonsensical?
How can we choose somebody that we can rely and trust on (definitely the person who is SENSIBLE!)?
Can human complexity adapt the exigencies of these harebrains?
Being inane is different. Playing obtuse is another. Being inane is not a crime, playing obtuse is. Being inane but blind enough to see your own weaknesses is worst still. Being inane and been taken advantage of is worst still.
But, ..(toot).. you for being obtuse and blind, and not willing to learn, snobbish and bragging of your self foolish stupefaction.
SHAME ON YOU!
Friday, February 27, 2009
Living Tough; being in a self-destructing, self vandalizing society
Many would agree on this.. It's a tough life we are living out here.
One of the reason would be; Why in h*ll, they are so "c.*.b.*.*"!!!
One of the reason would be; Why in h*ll, they are so "c.*.b.*.*"!!!
A self-destructing society will get worse if some would reward bad behavior, while a self-vandalizing society would do things that against moral (even they know it's ethically wrong").
The two terms I've mentioned are totally different from each other. Somehow, I have a theory that it's a common scenario for any country that have the history being under occupation. Look at the Philippines, African countries, India, Iraq, ex-Soviet countries.... Same happens!
Our society is a wreck!
Any vacancies available? Preferably it comes with a 5 figure income + benefits package!
The two terms I've mentioned are totally different from each other. Somehow, I have a theory that it's a common scenario for any country that have the history being under occupation. Look at the Philippines, African countries, India, Iraq, ex-Soviet countries.... Same happens!
Our society is a wreck!
Any vacancies available? Preferably it comes with a 5 figure income + benefits package!
Wednesday, January 28, 2009
Revisiting at our As we have collected.. Does it bring any good to us?
Recently, I went to my high school alumni dinner. Lots of VIPs, and even VVIPs. Last years dinner, the Sultan of Selangor even mencemar duli, came for dinner.
Having such opportunity to study at that particular school somehow made me proud. But, not anymore when somebody spoils all the fun by bragging and showing off stuffs, while at the same time, choosing associates. Keji!
I left the party with a battered ego, together with mixed emotions of hatred, frustration, pissed and surprisingly thrilled (its one helluva reunion, btw! catching up activities, some info exchange and GOSSIPS!).
That feeling lingered for several days, until God himself shows his warm love and kind attention to me. He send his signal.
This morning, as I was on my way to work, I saw that same old but poor lady living a hard life. The same ol'lady who shed for years under the flyover in Wangsa Melawati...
I saw her just finished doing her laundry. I saw her torn and old clothes hanging on the parking rail. I saw her hungry face.. I feel sad for her.. and I can feel her loneliness. I never saw if she had a husband or kids.
It also remind me of that Bandung kid during my trip there a year ago. He about 8-10 (at most) when he already experienced the bitterness in life. Barefooted, he carrying a couple of "lesung batu" on his shoulder. Earlier, I saw several boys selling "lesung batu" at traffic lights at 8am. I remembered, it was almost 10pm, raining, when he was stopped by a parking guard. Shivering, drenched, tired, hungry and bad luck, he was "pau-ed" his hard earned money by that cold hearted bastard.
If you think your life is hard, they suffered worst.
If you think that you are so damn-hell-better than others, take a good look around you.
Astaghfirullah... Alhamdullilah.
Having such opportunity to study at that particular school somehow made me proud. But, not anymore when somebody spoils all the fun by bragging and showing off stuffs, while at the same time, choosing associates. Keji!
What is great about of having a RM0.5M house at the age of 28 and brag to everyone about it? Whats in that Ferrari the you bought, together with a Porsche Cheyenne, and a Beemer X6 that can make you look down on other people?
Resam padi, makin berisi, makin tunduk!
I left the party with a battered ego, together with mixed emotions of hatred, frustration, pissed and surprisingly thrilled (its one helluva reunion, btw! catching up activities, some info exchange and GOSSIPS!).
That feeling lingered for several days, until God himself shows his warm love and kind attention to me. He send his signal.
This morning, as I was on my way to work, I saw that same old but poor lady living a hard life. The same ol'lady who shed for years under the flyover in Wangsa Melawati...
I saw her just finished doing her laundry. I saw her torn and old clothes hanging on the parking rail. I saw her hungry face.. I feel sad for her.. and I can feel her loneliness. I never saw if she had a husband or kids.
It also remind me of that Bandung kid during my trip there a year ago. He about 8-10 (at most) when he already experienced the bitterness in life. Barefooted, he carrying a couple of "lesung batu" on his shoulder. Earlier, I saw several boys selling "lesung batu" at traffic lights at 8am. I remembered, it was almost 10pm, raining, when he was stopped by a parking guard. Shivering, drenched, tired, hungry and bad luck, he was "pau-ed" his hard earned money by that cold hearted bastard.
If you think your life is hard, they suffered worst.
If you think that you are so damn-hell-better than others, take a good look around you.
Astaghfirullah... Alhamdullilah.
Monday, November 3, 2008
Wat 2 Write... (#2)
I have been asked for the second time to write a book.
The difference is... it's a professional book, about marketing/business finance/new business ideas.
Damn..
My aunt have been trying every now and then to persuade me to write a book. fiction. but i never did. now a bestseller and also a prominent writer is asking me to write with him? professional subject?
huhuhuhu..
The difference is... it's a professional book, about marketing/business finance/new business ideas.
Damn..
My aunt have been trying every now and then to persuade me to write a book. fiction. but i never did. now a bestseller and also a prominent writer is asking me to write with him? professional subject?
huhuhuhu..
Sunday, October 26, 2008
Wat 2 wriTe... wat 2 wriTe?..
geez...
writing is hard.. in many cases, i have godzillion of ideas. but when it comes to being logged in d intie, shit happens. my mind freezes. my fingers grew numb.
my blog have been labeled as THE SERIOUS TYPE!! (thanks caza! a compliment, kan?) but it ain't me at all (kan kawan2...). btul, wa tatak tipu punya...
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i am enrolling for a 2 years part time study course @ MIM.. owh, please help me god! let me have this chance!
But another HAKS!....
I have been dreaming to learn aikido (yang nampak gayanya kena postpone dulu... huhuhu!)
wait! another HAKS!...
After my back pain subsides (my ortho said that my back strained a little bit too much (baca OVERWORKED!), me am going for PARAGLIDING! Hurrah!
...... I believe i can fly..... now everyone can fly! Even stuart little!
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It sucks when having a bad blog reader don't you think? even though blogs are set as public postings, it doesn't make it legal to make use of one's privacy in an unethical manner.
i pity those bloggers that have been mistreated by irresponsible blog readers. (that includes you, mr government!)
blogs are great! I learnt a lot bout many things through blogs... i have shared smiles, maddness, sadness and etc. with bloggers. i learnt bout other cultures and habits, gags and gigs... it's such a waste...
(i missed reading daphne's blog... sigh!)
.....
part from my findings about singaporeans, i am impressed in the way they get things done. and of course i am not talking about average singaporeans (what for? duh!).
1. they love doing things perfectly choreographed, and they want it to look good. no melepaskan-kentut-di-tangga attitude.
2. public perception and maketing at it's best!.
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writing is hard.. in many cases, i have godzillion of ideas. but when it comes to being logged in d intie, shit happens. my mind freezes. my fingers grew numb.
my blog have been labeled as THE SERIOUS TYPE!! (thanks caza! a compliment, kan?) but it ain't me at all (kan kawan2...). btul, wa tatak tipu punya...
.......
i am enrolling for a 2 years part time study course @ MIM.. owh, please help me god! let me have this chance!
But another HAKS!....
I have been dreaming to learn aikido (yang nampak gayanya kena postpone dulu... huhuhu!)
wait! another HAKS!...
After my back pain subsides (my ortho said that my back strained a little bit too much (baca OVERWORKED!), me am going for PARAGLIDING! Hurrah!
...... I believe i can fly..... now everyone can fly! Even stuart little!
.....
It sucks when having a bad blog reader don't you think? even though blogs are set as public postings, it doesn't make it legal to make use of one's privacy in an unethical manner.
i pity those bloggers that have been mistreated by irresponsible blog readers. (that includes you, mr government!)
blogs are great! I learnt a lot bout many things through blogs... i have shared smiles, maddness, sadness and etc. with bloggers. i learnt bout other cultures and habits, gags and gigs... it's such a waste...
(i missed reading daphne's blog... sigh!)
.....
part from my findings about singaporeans, i am impressed in the way they get things done. and of course i am not talking about average singaporeans (what for? duh!).
1. they love doing things perfectly choreographed, and they want it to look good. no melepaskan-kentut-di-tangga attitude.
2. public perception and maketing at it's best!.
.....
Thursday, October 16, 2008
Persetan Si Necro Idelgesis..
Apa rasa bila diri diperguna?
Apa rasa bila maruah diperkatik?
Apa rasa bila jadi mangsa si-Bastard yang berpolitik?
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Apa mahumu berkata sekarang?
Apa rasa bila maruah diperkatik?
Apa rasa bila jadi mangsa si-Bastard yang berpolitik?
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Apa mahumu berkata sekarang?
Tuesday, October 14, 2008
Me = Dokter Zain?
Watching Grey's Anatomy last night on NTV7 made me feel what is it like to fail. Batinku menangis (RITE!.. lol)
Failing is never a fun thing to experience. Never will.
But being in the position of being a person who tried their best to help others, and failed, made me sad, angry, disappointed, tormented, (refer to thesaurus.com for other synonyms)...
...
But, being a failure means another learning lesson for a greater success, kan?
...
How bout being a failure because of others? Total nonsense, kan?
...
I have high expectation and standard... Maybe that's why I am not suitable to be a doctor.
Failing is never a fun thing to experience. Never will.
But being in the position of being a person who tried their best to help others, and failed, made me sad, angry, disappointed, tormented, (refer to thesaurus.com for other synonyms)...
...
But, being a failure means another learning lesson for a greater success, kan?
...
How bout being a failure because of others? Total nonsense, kan?
...
I have high expectation and standard... Maybe that's why I am not suitable to be a doctor.
Monday, October 13, 2008
Monday, October 6, 2008
Why In The World ...?
It's a perfectly imbalanced world we are living.
The U.S has been creating more billionaires per capita then any other countries in the world. I am not suprised when a columnist in an article in TheStar wrote about her chat wif a frustrated cabbie in LA.
Why bother rescueing your top 500 billionaires? In the end, hundred thousands people will still be jobless if failed. The billionaires will still have their exit plans: cash out!.
Che Det made a logical accusation! American politician sucks. Damn the US Government for being a bully. You should be shameful.
Kenapa mau jadi gedebe lagi? You are a complete failure, big bully.
In Malaysia? A frustrated businessman I chatted this morning said even the government is doing bullshits. UMNO is betraying the DEB and the race that they should be defending/championing. Afterall, the lamest trick will be: berselindung belakang perundangan.
Now, so-called-ketua semua parti tengah bertelagah nak merebut jawatan. Semua nak jadi champion.
UMNO and Barisan Nasional should be shameful, too.
Americas financial haywire is lesson when the rich is getting richer. And they became greedier each second. Just imagine getting richer thousands of dollars in every second?
Politics is just a career that could achieve ones greed. It's not "berkhidmat untuk rakyat" anymore.
"The heads of America's 500 biggest companies received an aggregate 54% pay raise last year. As a group, their total compensation amounted to $5.1 billion, versus $3.3 billion in fiscal 2003. "
-Forbes-
The U.S has been creating more billionaires per capita then any other countries in the world. I am not suprised when a columnist in an article in TheStar wrote about her chat wif a frustrated cabbie in LA.
Why bother rescueing your top 500 billionaires? In the end, hundred thousands people will still be jobless if failed. The billionaires will still have their exit plans: cash out!.
"In 1970, CEO salary and bonus packages were typically about $700,000 - 25 times the average production worker salary; by 2000, CEO salaries had jumped to almost $2.2 million on average, 90 times the average salary of a worker, according to a 2004 study on CEO pay by Kevin J. Murphy and Jan Zabojnik. Toss in stock options and other benefits, and the salary of a CEO is nearly 500 times the average worker salary, the study says."
Che Det made a logical accusation! American politician sucks. Damn the US Government for being a bully. You should be shameful.
"The US now owes the world US 14 trillion. There is no way it can ever settle this debt. If other countries fail to repay or service their debts, the US would demand that they be made bankrupt. Now the US is literally bankrupt..."
-Che Det-
Kenapa mau jadi gedebe lagi? You are a complete failure, big bully.
In Malaysia? A frustrated businessman I chatted this morning said even the government is doing bullshits. UMNO is betraying the DEB and the race that they should be defending/championing. Afterall, the lamest trick will be: berselindung belakang perundangan.
Now, so-called-ketua semua parti tengah bertelagah nak merebut jawatan. Semua nak jadi champion.
UMNO and Barisan Nasional should be shameful, too.
Americas financial haywire is lesson when the rich is getting richer. And they became greedier each second. Just imagine getting richer thousands of dollars in every second?
Politics is just a career that could achieve ones greed. It's not "berkhidmat untuk rakyat" anymore.
Saturday, August 16, 2008
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Monday, August 4, 2008
People & Our Social Structure.. (what the fcuk!...)
A person with no ethics don't deserve my respect.
.....enough said.
Bad Example of Customer Service
PDRM's customer service sucks!!.
They already spent (quite a figure of..) taxpayers money to boost their image, but still they sucks in providing a service that is rather commendable.
PM's directive to have more police station is fine to me. But still, I am ordered to travel to another police station to do my report on a buglary. And its like another 30 minutes driving (to that station) instead of that (merely) 5 minutes drive to the nearest police station from that crime scene.
Completely absurd n idiotic!
Simple but neglected customer service. Guess that suits the term Government's Servant! Can't they think properly?
They already spent (quite a figure of..) taxpayers money to boost their image, but still they sucks in providing a service that is rather commendable.
PM's directive to have more police station is fine to me. But still, I am ordered to travel to another police station to do my report on a buglary. And its like another 30 minutes driving (to that station) instead of that (merely) 5 minutes drive to the nearest police station from that crime scene.
Completely absurd n idiotic!
Simple but neglected customer service. Guess that suits the term Government's Servant! Can't they think properly?
Tuesday, July 8, 2008
Gatal mata... gedik jiwa...
...
...manusia dengan kebodohannya...
................................................. akan selamanya bersatu.
...manusia dengan kebodohannya...
................................................. akan selamanya bersatu.
Thursday, July 3, 2008
Responsibilities & My Dilemmas..
Untuk sekian kalinya, aku dah diminta untuk memberikan khidmat konsultansi dan nasihat kepada seseorang berkenaan bisnes. Tapi kali ni, khidmat nasihat ini adalah untuk mengembangkan lagi bisnesnya.
I don't know what people think of me. Genius? Hot stuff? I humbly admit it. Hahahaha... hahahaha... hahahaha...
Sekali lagi aku dilanda tsunami rasa serba salah dan paling tidak gemar situasi ni!.
Keeping in a positive manner, I assume others see me high... Some acknowledged me as a genius... Some thinks they are smarter than me... Some respected me... Some took a little too much of me. Thanks.
But that's not the point. Perkara yang aku tidak gemar adalah bila aku tahu, pendapat yang akan aku kasi tu bakal merubah hidup seseorang dan seluruh kaum keluarganya. Its a big responsibility. I hate when I'm wrong (call me a perfectionist on this, I don't mind. The thing is, I have a high standard. Same goes with my expectations.). But humans do errors, kan...
It's one of a few situations that I hated most.
** Playing Gods. (that's another most hated situation I have ever been!)
I don't know what people think of me. Genius? Hot stuff? I humbly admit it. Hahahaha... hahahaha... hahahaha...
Sekali lagi aku dilanda tsunami rasa serba salah dan paling tidak gemar situasi ni!.
Keeping in a positive manner, I assume others see me high... Some acknowledged me as a genius... Some thinks they are smarter than me... Some respected me... Some took a little too much of me. Thanks.
But that's not the point. Perkara yang aku tidak gemar adalah bila aku tahu, pendapat yang akan aku kasi tu bakal merubah hidup seseorang dan seluruh kaum keluarganya. Its a big responsibility. I hate when I'm wrong (call me a perfectionist on this, I don't mind. The thing is, I have a high standard. Same goes with my expectations.). But humans do errors, kan...
It's one of a few situations that I hated most.
** Playing Gods. (that's another most hated situation I have ever been!)
Monday, May 26, 2008
Trying my luck.. while excercising my tongue.
Just giving it a try, getting a Big Mac for FREE!
To sing this in under 4 seconds!
Two All-Beef Patties,
Special Sauce, Lettuce,
Cheese, Pickles, Onions
On A Sesame Seed Bun!
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Here goes..
“Two All-Beef Patties,
Special Sauce, Lettuce,
Cheese, Pickles, Onions
On A Sesame Seed Bun!”
geez.. kinda hard with this lidah jawa!
To sing this in under 4 seconds!
Two All-Beef Patties,
Special Sauce, Lettuce,
Cheese, Pickles, Onions
On A Sesame Seed Bun!
....
Here goes..
“Two All-Beef Patties,
Special Sauce, Lettuce,
Cheese, Pickles, Onions
On A Sesame Seed Bun!”
geez.. kinda hard with this lidah jawa!
Wednesday, May 21, 2008
Happy Vesak!
I know...
It's kinda late, but still, it's better than never..
Too all Buddhist devotees..
Have a blessed and cheerful Vesak.
It's kinda late, but still, it's better than never..
Too all Buddhist devotees..
Have a blessed and cheerful Vesak.
Saturday, May 3, 2008
Kenapa Aku Tak Suka Tgk Bola
Nape kawe dok suke bola..
1. Nak drama, lebih baik tgk drama swasta kat TV1. Sama best, sama thrill.
Kaki tak kena takik, boleh terguling-guling sambil meraung (nak tunjuk sakit sangat!). Kalau untung sabut, dapat penalty kick, team lawan kena buang player. Huh! bapuk jer yang main tipu macam itu.
2. Sama boring dengan dengar lecturer yang syok sendiri time kuliah dulu.
Bola sepak naik - pass kat salah orang - bola sepak turun - pass terlajak - bola keluar - baling masuk - salah pass - bola naik - offside - keeper sepak - bola turun - sepak - tersasar dari sasaran......(ulang lagi 90 minit.)
3. Bayar mahal, main buruk.. baik sedekah duit tu dkt rumah kebajikan! Baik player tu jadi petani!
Gaji seminggu diorang lagi tinggi dari gaji setahun antara sesetengah rakyat Malaysia! Wawawawa...
4. Wakil bolasepak negara boleh main kuis-kuis rumput masa lagu kebangsaan dimainkan!
Tak patriotiknya! Cubalah contohi player ragbi yang menitik air mata bila dengar lagu kebangsaan. Body masing-masing kekar tuh! Owh, btw diorang tak dapat gaji juta-juta dari main game ragbi tu.
5. Finishing n saving dalam dunia bolasepak negara... huhuhuhu.. sedey, beb!
Samada sepakan penyudah yang asyik kena tepis jembalang belaan goalie tuh, atau keeper dengan begitu poyo menangkap turbulence bola yang amat dashyat itu.
6. Hahahahaha! Liga bola negeri sendiri pun tak tengok dkt tv, dok sanggup tersengguk-sengguk menahan mengantuk untuk tengok live telecast liga negara orang lain. Bangga betul kalau dapat jadi orang pertama yang boleh cerita dalam blog/pejabat/kedai mamak.
7. Pergi kedai mamak = pasang bola.
Jenguk blog sare = pasal bola.
Pergi rumah member bujang aku = depa tgk bola
Baca suratkhabar = bola lagi (huhuhu..pernah masuk frontpage sebab rasuah lagi tu!)
Seumpama tahap bosan yang terkumpul akibat tgk/baca banyak sangat pasal politik orang UMNO, akhirnya mendatangkan rasa mual.
8. Aku kelakar betul dengan orang yang sanggup belanja beratus-ratus ringgit kat sehelai baju yang akhirnya bakal diletakkan nama orang lain dibelakangnya. Rasa macam nak panggil;
"Abang Beckham, boleh saya pinjam lighter?"
wawawawawawa.....
Uish.. aku sambung nanti-nanti. Ada awek call aku lah malam-malam nih... Yeehaa!
1. Nak drama, lebih baik tgk drama swasta kat TV1. Sama best, sama thrill.
Kaki tak kena takik, boleh terguling-guling sambil meraung (nak tunjuk sakit sangat!). Kalau untung sabut, dapat penalty kick, team lawan kena buang player. Huh! bapuk jer yang main tipu macam itu.
2. Sama boring dengan dengar lecturer yang syok sendiri time kuliah dulu.
Bola sepak naik - pass kat salah orang - bola sepak turun - pass terlajak - bola keluar - baling masuk - salah pass - bola naik - offside - keeper sepak - bola turun - sepak - tersasar dari sasaran......(ulang lagi 90 minit.)
3. Bayar mahal, main buruk.. baik sedekah duit tu dkt rumah kebajikan! Baik player tu jadi petani!
Gaji seminggu diorang lagi tinggi dari gaji setahun antara sesetengah rakyat Malaysia! Wawawawa...
4. Wakil bolasepak negara boleh main kuis-kuis rumput masa lagu kebangsaan dimainkan!
Tak patriotiknya! Cubalah contohi player ragbi yang menitik air mata bila dengar lagu kebangsaan. Body masing-masing kekar tuh! Owh, btw diorang tak dapat gaji juta-juta dari main game ragbi tu.
5. Finishing n saving dalam dunia bolasepak negara... huhuhuhu.. sedey, beb!
Samada sepakan penyudah yang asyik kena tepis jembalang belaan goalie tuh, atau keeper dengan begitu poyo menangkap turbulence bola yang amat dashyat itu.
6. Hahahahaha! Liga bola negeri sendiri pun tak tengok dkt tv, dok sanggup tersengguk-sengguk menahan mengantuk untuk tengok live telecast liga negara orang lain. Bangga betul kalau dapat jadi orang pertama yang boleh cerita dalam blog/pejabat/kedai mamak.
7. Pergi kedai mamak = pasang bola.
Jenguk blog sare = pasal bola.
Pergi rumah member bujang aku = depa tgk bola
Baca suratkhabar = bola lagi (huhuhu..pernah masuk frontpage sebab rasuah lagi tu!)
Seumpama tahap bosan yang terkumpul akibat tgk/baca banyak sangat pasal politik orang UMNO, akhirnya mendatangkan rasa mual.
8. Aku kelakar betul dengan orang yang sanggup belanja beratus-ratus ringgit kat sehelai baju yang akhirnya bakal diletakkan nama orang lain dibelakangnya. Rasa macam nak panggil;
"Abang Beckham, boleh saya pinjam lighter?"
wawawawawawa.....
Uish.. aku sambung nanti-nanti. Ada awek call aku lah malam-malam nih... Yeehaa!
Wednesday, April 16, 2008
Jimat, Senang kira, dan Hahaha... Kena Tipu!
Me tensen kena tipu hidup-hidup!!
Kerah-jaan buat kempen jimat dan senang kira untuk seluruh Malay-sia.. aku sokong.. tapi...
Tapi aku nampak banyak peniaga ambil kesempatan;
Notis harga Strepsil: Chesty Cough Lozenges: RM3.68
Harga perlu dibayar: RM3.70
Pekedai dapat free dua sen!! Pekedai masih dapat riak dengan frasa "KAMI MENAWARKAN HARGA MURAH (baca "BERPATUTAN").
Ini adalah sesuatu yang memperbodohkan pengguna yang sudah sedia "kurang cerdik". Tambahan, sebuah pasaraya yang terkenal meng-round up jumlah setiap kali scan barcode barang. Bukan setelah ditekan sub-total. Ini lagilah tidak adil!!!
Now, mana penguatkuasaan oleh penguatkuasa yang telah dibayar gajinya oleh pembayar cukai?
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